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Post by D3v|L on May 28, 2005 14:29:07 GMT -5
This has been on my previous forum so I'll tell you how it goes, you can post a funny joke or a funny picture, you can post up too 3 things only, don't post any picture with nudity.
The winner will win 200 Credits.
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Post by Lord Magician on May 28, 2005 14:36:03 GMT -5
Does it have to do with star wars?
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Post by Darth Matt on May 28, 2005 14:37:49 GMT -5
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Post by D3v|L on May 28, 2005 14:42:32 GMT -5
Sure I guess, and I put this in the wrong place by mistake.....
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Post by Darth Matt on May 28, 2005 15:19:11 GMT -5
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on May 28, 2005 15:35:32 GMT -5
A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination. The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered okay and hung up the phone. Unclear on what the vet meant by artificial insemination, the farmer decided it must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded all the pigs in his pickup and drove down to the woods and shagged them all. The next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be lying down rolling in the mud, but when he looked out the window not even one was lying down. So, he loaded them up in his pickup again and drove them to the woods and shagged them all again. To his dismay they were all standing the next morning. So, again he loads the pigs in his truck drives them to the woods and shags them for the third time. By the next morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his wife to hop out of bed and look out the window to see what the pigs are doing. She says "hmmm - that's weird, they are all in the truck and one of them is blowing the horn".
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on May 28, 2005 15:37:29 GMT -5
John, woke up after an office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an not a very nice person," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on May 28, 2005 15:38:09 GMT -5
This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Listen, I have 3 girls coming over tonight. I never had 3 girls at once, I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." So the pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small black cardboard box marked with an "X" and says "Here, if you eat this you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
The guy says "gimmee 3 boxes".
Same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's thingy is black blue, the skin's hanging off in places. The man says "gimmee a bottle of Ben Gay."
To which the pharmacist replies "Ben Gay? You're not going to put BEN GAY on that are you?"
The guy says, "No it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on May 28, 2005 16:03:22 GMT -5
Enjoy ;D
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Post by Master Kit Fisto on May 28, 2005 16:39:54 GMT -5
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Post by Kyle SkyWalker on May 28, 2005 19:20:53 GMT -5
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Post by Darth Matt on May 28, 2005 19:53:51 GMT -5
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Post by Kyle SkyWalker on May 29, 2005 16:18:37 GMT -5
how come mace hasent been online?
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Post by Darth Matt on May 29, 2005 17:32:44 GMT -5
he's proboly working on the site.
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Post by Anakin on May 29, 2005 19:03:36 GMT -5
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