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Post by Jacen Starkiller on Jun 1, 2005 13:56:12 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: "Your father dropped this after I cut off his arm. That didn't stop him though; he just kept coming. When I got him on a slope I was able to cut of his legs. He collapsed and began verbally insulting me. When I had had enough I punted him into a volcanoe and that was the end of him, or so I thought. Anyway my young friend I feel like if your father,had he not chose the darkside and the butt kickin' he received from me, he would've wanted you to have this."
Luke: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan: "Come with me to Alderaan."
Luke: "Yeah right!!!! After you killed my father???"
Obi-Wan: "I getting too old......"
Luke: "You murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Luke tried to kill Obi-Wan to avenge his fathers death and was killed by Obi-Wan. THE END
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on Jun 1, 2005 18:35:07 GMT -5
well I thought it was amusing.
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Post by Obi-Wan on Jun 1, 2005 20:38:31 GMT -5
Hehe, if anyone was wondering why he didn't tell luke there is your answer.  |
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Post by Anakin on Jun 1, 2005 23:25:11 GMT -5
or if they didnt blow up the death star then the other episodes would have been much differnt
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on Jun 2, 2005 16:25:42 GMT -5
also true.
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Post by Anakin on Jun 3, 2005 0:24:28 GMT -5
one more thing if lukes aunt and uncle didnt die then he would have stayed on the planet
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Post by Darth Sephiroth on Jun 3, 2005 6:16:26 GMT -5
Owen and his wife aged alot between ep 3 and 4 didnt they.
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Post by Darth Beelzeb on Jun 3, 2005 18:16:28 GMT -5
They should make a re-movie like that!
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Post by Anakin on Jun 3, 2005 22:05:44 GMT -5
i didnt notice right away that they were the same ppl
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Post by freez007 on Jun 4, 2005 19:24:16 GMT -5
Jacen
Or he should have droped anakin back off in that desert crap hole, and none of this would have happened.
Anakin "But Qui Gon said i could become a jedi"
Obi- "Yeah but face it you suck, and i don't want to share the screen time with you."
P.S. Padmes is mine now peace
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Post by Jacen Starkiller on Jun 4, 2005 23:32:16 GMT -5
thats bad..  *snickers* |
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Post by Anakin on Jun 5, 2005 0:30:13 GMT -5
that last line is dirty i willtake care of padame tonight
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Post by Exar Kun Re-incarnate on Jun 5, 2005 17:53:15 GMT -5
Padme is HOT.
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Post by Kyle SkyWalker on Jun 5, 2005 21:12:27 GMT -5
like jacen said
obi: heres your fathers lightsaber
luke: theres blood on it?!
obi:uhhhh it gave me a paper cut...phew
luke: LIAR
obi:your right your father dropped it after i cut off his arm and left him burning
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Post by Anakin on Jun 6, 2005 1:16:30 GMT -5
well u forgot the part were luke trys to kill obi wan then gets owned
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